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Aerial Photo

If I had to wear a barbie doll and 2 pounds of broken jewelry on my head, I wouldn’t be happy either. But for God’s sake, at least try to smile. This looks like a hostage photo at the Mattel plant.

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Pretend-tious

And I will not pretend to know why you’re wearing a girls sweater.

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Laps in Judgment

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Door Knob

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BIG PUSSY

YOUR CAT IS FAT HE’S GONNA DIE BECAUSE YOU FEED HIM CAKE AND PIE

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Are You There, Margaret? It’s Me, God

I find it hard to believe that God dictated three CDs of poetry to this woman and the subject of clip art never came up.

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Rhyme Nor Reason

I have no idea what this is supposed to be. I wish I did, because I love fun-tastic novelty underpants as much as the next guy, provided the next guy doesn’t particularly like fun-tastic novelty...

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